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"Hey grandma, have you seen my little sister?"

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After a successful first date, she left me breathless as she passionately pinned be against the wall.

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I thought I heard someone banging on the door

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"Haha, I just love how my life turned out, I have 3 kids, a beautiful wife, and a great dog, haha."

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My wife wouldn’t stop complaining about how our free dinner tasted weird.

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After many years, I was finally able to turn my life around and got a job at a drive through.

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My therapist said the voices in my head are good and I shouldn't get rid of them...

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Being a loving mom of a child actress I have to manage her career.

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Just take a break, close your eyes and sing along.

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It was finally the day of my wedding and I felt I was ready to spend the rest of my life with her

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hey grandma, have you seen my little sister?"	87
After a successful first date, she left me breathless as she passionately pinned be against the wall.	87
I thought I heard someone banging on the door	87
"Haha, I just love how my life turned out, I have 3 kids, a beautiful wife, and a great dog, haha."	87
My wife wouldn’t stop complaining about how our free dinner tasted weird.	87
After many years, I was finally able to turn my life around and got a job at a drive through.	87
My therapist said the voices in my head are good and I shouldn't get rid of them...	87
Being a loving mom of a child actress I have to manage her career.	87
Just take a break, close your eyes and sing along.	87
It was finally the day of my wedding and I felt I was ready to spend the rest of my life with her	87